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1. I am not appalled by Justin Bieber’s arrest, but I am appalled that he decided to copy Michael Jackson and wave to his fans from the top of his SUV. Who does he think he is? He is NOT EVEN as remotely talented as MJ was. #onlyteenagerslikeyou #pleasestop #youarenotthekingofpop
2. Only I would write a poem about sneaking a boy in through my window. #hehe #creativity #reallifesituations #icouldnthelpmyself
3. No. Please stop talking. Maya Angelou is not a literary icon. That’s like saying Of Mice and Men is one of John Steinbeck’s best works. #thewinterofourdiscontentwashisbestwork #doyouknowanythingaboutbooks #cantlistentoyourstupidity
4. Ghost Adventures season 5 is on preorder? #amazonwishlist #fangirlsscreaming #ilovethisshow #dontjudgeme
5. Whenever someone makes a point that they are better than me, I think about my Nordstrom discount. #umidontthinkso #stoptryingsohard #rollingmyeyes
6. Guys wonder why girls are so “crazy”. I get it, because sometimes, girls can be. However, it does not help that you tell us what we want to hear. Why don’t you tell the truth? Most girls will appreciate being told “I only want a one night thing” or “This just isn’t working out for me.” more than you saying nice things and then never speaking to them again. #canwepleasejustbesmart #thankyou #itstruethough
7. Your true friends will walk with you in the opposite direction just so you can walk by the cute guy in your first class. #itwassoworthit #hescute #girlyscreamhere #friendship
8. Happiness is not a destination. It’s about appreciating the littlest things in life; it’s about having the people you love surrounding you. Happiness isn’t going to happen 100% of the time, but it will be most of the time. #happiness #advice #livebyit
9. Before Sunset with Ethan Hawke and Julie Depry really makes me want to go back to Paris and walk in the streets again. #takemeback #imissparis #bestplaceonthisearth
10. Listen to your gut, but control the thoughts and feelings. Don’t allow them to get to you. No amount of anxiety can change the future. #waystolive #truth #justsayin
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