You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 8

Sorry readers! I have been so awful with posting the last two weeks due to getting ready to move! Next week everything should go back to it’s normal schedule!

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Pic Credit: Tumblr

1. I go to see foreign and independent films at this one theater not only because I love them, but because no one I know goes to them — well, until Friday night.

2. Lately, 90’s romantic comedies have been my weakness. Hugh Grant’s accent, Jennifer Lopez finding love, and many happily ever afters make me feel like my cat will not be my only love in life.

3. Craigslist is perfect for finding apartments if you are in a time crunch. However, be smart about the posts you see and always have a friend go with you. Never give too much information too quickly.

4. The Fault in Our Stars is the best book I have ever read. John Green is a genius.

5. My cat appreciates when I read excerpts of David Sedaris’ new book to him.

6. All elderly people should retake their drivers tests, I cannot deal with another elderly driver blocking a lane and causing more traffic than there already is.

7. Please, Washington State State Patrol Officer, let me make this left turn so I am not ten minutes late. Thank you.

8. I am looking forward to reading a historical novel on the AIDS epidemic in the late 80’s and the history behind it. Nerd much?

9. I find Andie MacDowell completely annoying in St. Elmo’s Fire, so it makes it hard for me to like her in Green Card and Four Weddings and a Funeral.

10. Dental hygienists are the pushiest people on this entire planet.