You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 13

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1. I never know what to do for the 4th of July because I already celebrated the 3rd of July… #biglakeproblems

2. Just because you are in a rush does not mean you are the most important person in the store, restaurant, plane, boat, world, etc. Be patient and wait your turn. Do not crowd people or ask to go ahead of someone. Remember your manners and remember that everyone has somewhere they need to be. #remembermannerspeople

3. Um, I’m not your girlfriend. I can ignore you and refuse to do what you want me to do. Puh-lease.

4.  I do not care how “classy” you think you are, but the second you mention how high you rank in a rodeo is the second I will have nothing to do with you. #ohplease #no

5. If you are a guy in a Friends with Benefit situation, and the girl does not want anything more from your “relationship” be good to her and treat her well. She’s giving you the best situation.

6. Watch 50 Ways to Look Smart on John Green’s Tumblr page. I do at least 25% of those even when I’m not trying to look smart!

7. Just because you read two Chuck Klosterman books does not make you an intellectual. Just stop and read them for what they are. #intellectualwannabes #juststop #dontruinthatbookforme

8. Just because you are wearing cheap clothes does not mean you have to look cheap.

9. I enjoy playing mentally stimulating puzzle games while watching mindless TV.

10. Keep it classy with a C, not with a K. #alwaysclassynevertrashy

You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 8

Sorry readers! I have been so awful with posting the last two weeks due to getting ready to move! Next week everything should go back to it’s normal schedule!

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1. I go to see foreign and independent films at this one theater not only because I love them, but because no one I know goes to them — well, until Friday night.

2. Lately, 90’s romantic comedies have been my weakness. Hugh Grant’s accent, Jennifer Lopez finding love, and many happily ever afters make me feel like my cat will not be my only love in life.

3. Craigslist is perfect for finding apartments if you are in a time crunch. However, be smart about the posts you see and always have a friend go with you. Never give too much information too quickly.

4. The Fault in Our Stars is the best book I have ever read. John Green is a genius.

5. My cat appreciates when I read excerpts of David Sedaris’ new book to him.

6. All elderly people should retake their drivers tests, I cannot deal with another elderly driver blocking a lane and causing more traffic than there already is.

7. Please, Washington State State Patrol Officer, let me make this left turn so I am not ten minutes late. Thank you.

8. I am looking forward to reading a historical novel on the AIDS epidemic in the late 80’s and the history behind it. Nerd much?

9. I find Andie MacDowell completely annoying in St. Elmo’s Fire, so it makes it hard for me to like her in Green Card and Four Weddings and a Funeral.

10. Dental hygienists are the pushiest people on this entire planet.