You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 15

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1. If you are a girl or my age and did not cry when the news that Cory Monteith died — you have no soul. #RIPCoryMonteith #PrayforLea

2. It is about time to change your iPhone case when your actual phone is in better shape than your case.

3. Breakfast at three in the morning is always acceptable, especially when you’re still drunk on tequila. #grownupliving

4. Lately, it seems something bad always happens when I’m in Mount Vernon. Between bridges falling and wildfires, I’m beginning to take it personally. #badluck #skagitcountyproblems

5. If he is wearing anything camo, he’s not worth your time. #duh #keepitclassy

6. There is no crime for paying $18 for a quality basic tank top — especially recycled fabric. However, it is a crime to pay that much for a tub top…

7. The best revenge after breaking off a relationship? Losing ten pounds. #motivation #hahasucker

8. I don’t need to go to the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale? Do you realize who you are talking to? #cmonhere #besttimeofthesummer

9. Tequila parties are THE summer party to RSVP to.

10. President Obama is probably the classiest president since Kennedy. So much grace and tact, it makes me proud I supported him. #lovethatman #classymofo

11. I only listen to hip-hop that does not involve “getting bitches” and using women has sex objects #norkellyforme #puhlease

12. Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend, obviously never had a dog.

13. Despite the level of controversy the new Rolling Stone caused (why are we surprised people, it’s Rolling Stone….) that was one of the best articles I have read in quite a while. #keepaware #openmind

14. The brain game site, Luminosity is pretty awesome. Check it out! #workthatbrain

15. Love is not just found in romance between two people. It can be found in the deepest of friendships, the embrace of a parent, or even in the simple lick of a dog.

You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 13

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1. I never know what to do for the 4th of July because I already celebrated the 3rd of July… #biglakeproblems

2. Just because you are in a rush does not mean you are the most important person in the store, restaurant, plane, boat, world, etc. Be patient and wait your turn. Do not crowd people or ask to go ahead of someone. Remember your manners and remember that everyone has somewhere they need to be. #remembermannerspeople

3. Um, I’m not your girlfriend. I can ignore you and refuse to do what you want me to do. Puh-lease.

4.  I do not care how “classy” you think you are, but the second you mention how high you rank in a rodeo is the second I will have nothing to do with you. #ohplease #no

5. If you are a guy in a Friends with Benefit situation, and the girl does not want anything more from your “relationship” be good to her and treat her well. She’s giving you the best situation.

6. Watch 50 Ways to Look Smart on John Green’s Tumblr page. I do at least 25% of those even when I’m not trying to look smart!

7. Just because you read two Chuck Klosterman books does not make you an intellectual. Just stop and read them for what they are. #intellectualwannabes #juststop #dontruinthatbookforme

8. Just because you are wearing cheap clothes does not mean you have to look cheap.

9. I enjoy playing mentally stimulating puzzle games while watching mindless TV.

10. Keep it classy with a C, not with a K. #alwaysclassynevertrashy

You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 12

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1. Stop having expectations when it comes to guys. It will lead to more fun and fewer disappointments.

2. If you are walking around Seattle with an umbrella — you are either wearing an adorable outfit or a tourist.

3. Ellie Goulding is a musician you need to listen to right this second. Go!

4. Love & Other Drugs is more than just a romantic comedy and Jake Gyllenhaal taking his shirt off. It’s a modern satire on the pharmaceutical industry #duh #payattentionpeople.

5. If you look innocent I will: 1) be suspicious of you and not like you or 2) want to corrupt you.

6. It is not classy to be rude to attendants, retail personnel, or waiters who are you providing you with a customer service. #keepitclassy

7. I still don’t understand why everyone is giving Snowden so much attention. That’s what he wants right? #ignoringstupidpeople

8. PINK sweatshirts are perfect for a casual look and have the cutest colors, but remember that sweatshirts are not an entire wardrobe.

9. Loving yourself is a lot harder than it sounds, but it is possible. Be yourself and not who you think you should be.

10. Washington lawmakers have finally made a decision about the freaking state budget. What, did Inslee deny them all food? #thingsmymomsays