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1. If you are a girl or my age and did not cry when the news that Cory Monteith died — you have no soul. #RIPCoryMonteith #PrayforLea
2. It is about time to change your iPhone case when your actual phone is in better shape than your case.
3. Breakfast at three in the morning is always acceptable, especially when you’re still drunk on tequila. #grownupliving
4. Lately, it seems something bad always happens when I’m in Mount Vernon. Between bridges falling and wildfires, I’m beginning to take it personally. #badluck #skagitcountyproblems
5. If he is wearing anything camo, he’s not worth your time. #duh #keepitclassy
6. There is no crime for paying $18 for a quality basic tank top — especially recycled fabric. However, it is a crime to pay that much for a tub top…
7. The best revenge after breaking off a relationship? Losing ten pounds. #motivation #hahasucker
8. I don’t need to go to the Nordstrom Anniversary Sale? Do you realize who you are talking to? #cmonhere #besttimeofthesummer
9. Tequila parties are THE summer party to RSVP to.
10. President Obama is probably the classiest president since Kennedy. So much grace and tact, it makes me proud I supported him. #lovethatman #classymofo
11. I only listen to hip-hop that does not involve “getting bitches” and using women has sex objects #norkellyforme #puhlease
12. Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend, obviously never had a dog.
13. Despite the level of controversy the new Rolling Stone caused (why are we surprised people, it’s Rolling Stone….) that was one of the best articles I have read in quite a while. #keepaware #openmind
14. The brain game site, Luminosity is pretty awesome. Check it out! #workthatbrain
15. Love is not just found in romance between two people. It can be found in the deepest of friendships, the embrace of a parent, or even in the simple lick of a dog.
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