In memory of the passing of Summer 2013, I am publishing on my blog my top summer tweets. If you care to follow me, my Twitter is @trishasteffens 🙂 Check it out!
You have never had an IPA? And WHY was I in love with you? #wecantbefriends #goodbeer #whodrinkscoors
“Just tell me I’m yours. Because I am. No need for expectations or commitment. It’s just the way it is. It just IS.”
Am I the only former Coug that is excited it’s HUSKY FOOTBALL?! #uwalumkid #purpleinmyblood #GoDawgs
I am that white girl blasting Tech Nine. #trishaproblems #whitegirlproblems
So I don’t think I will be buying food this week. #spentalmostallmymoney #longchamp #shopping #toomanyclothes #noshame
I can’t handle that again sober. #truelife #awksitations #whereisthetequila
Only my family would have bonding time time by sitting out on the deck and smoking clove cigars. #familytime #familybonding #toofunny #dysfunctional
When your best friend is your wingman and she isn’t even there. #stuffmorgantexts #bestiesfolyfe #wingwoman
I keep wanting him to text back, but then I remember he’s kind of driving a boat. #seattlegirlproblems #guys #boats #seattlelife
Those days when your cat decides he’s a model. #showingoff #mycathasmentalissues #justanothernight
RETWEET: “I high five girls after sex, not cuddle. I don’t want them to get the wrong idea.”
I keep a bottle of wine on hand in case of emergencies. #emergencywine #wineisgood #thetrishalife
RETWEET: “The best thing about pre-season football is getting to pretend that Tony Romo is not the Cowboys’ quarterback.”
RETWEET: “The only insults I will ever take seriously on Twitter are from gay teenagers.”
I wish I was Nina Dobrev. #trishaproblems #TVDhottie
Love is never the answer, TEQUILA is the answer. #duh #ofcourse #tequilaisreal #loveisnotreal
It’s hard to be better than someone when you’re obsessed with rodeos…#truelife #ew #pleasestoptalking #yourenotclassy #hicksitellya
When you dream about the Vampire Diaires and never want to be woken up again. #stefanwasmyboyfriend #dontwakemeup #torture #sadnow
I’m 87% sure I’m a mermaid. #truelife #trishaproblems #lifehappens #mermaidproblems
I have decided I need more cookbooks…and maybe some food to cook with. #trishaproblems #iamnotdomestic #whatiscooking
“It’s going to be….sex” #stuffmorgansays #bestfriends #truethoughts
I don’t think I’m going to be “passive aggressive” Trisha today. #pissedoff #sassy #trishaproblems
When your best friend hits on the random Australian living in your house. #drunkproblems #littlemorganthings
I am pretty sure the apocalypse is happening in Skagit Valley. #mountvernonwildfire #skagitvalleywashington #icanseeitfrommyhouse #anotherdayinthelifeof
I am pretty sure I am still hungover from being drunk 24 hours ago… #trishaproblems #tequilaismyfriend #latenights #yolo
Every day I think to myself, “I wonder what stupid shit my ex did today” just for pure amusement. #stupidpeoplemakemelaugh #imabitchdontcare
The moment when your mom helps you sneak a boy out of your house who snuck in through the window. #badboys #dayinthelifeof #trishaproblems
Liking you is really putting a damper on my life. #crushproblems
“I feel like you would be a manwhore, but I feel like this (gestures to the face) gets in the way.” -Morgan to James #stuffmorgansays #clipperattendantconvos #bestfriend #omg
I hate when people you love to stalk on Instagram put their settings on private. #wth #idontwanttofollowyou #dammit
95% of the time, I cannot deal with my feelings towards boys. #truelife #trishaproblems #sometimesiwishiwasalesbian
I want a big girl job…and a cup of coffee. A BIG cup of coffee. #tired. #caffeineisneeded #crankymorningperson
“Germs make you vomit. GERMS make weird stuff grow on your privates.” #stuffjamessays #clipperattendantconvos #germs
The awkward moment when half of your ex boyfriends are married. #iam20 #awksituations #hahayouuglay #trishaproblems
I had 666 friends, so I deleted one because I couldn’t deal with the number. #trishaproblems #sorrynotsorry #evilnumber #superstitiousashell
True guy friends seduce boys using your phone. #ihaveweirdfriends #bromisaweirdo #lovemycoworkers
I still manage to throw something at the TV when LC choose Jason over Paris at the end of season one of the Hills. #theHills #flashback #LC #hateJason
Giving your mom a pair of cowboys boots you don’t wear in exchange for her paying your chiropractor bill. #trishaproblems #billsbillsbills #dowhatigottado
“I’ve had periods longer than that.” #stuffdesnisays #bestfriend #yourenotinloveafteraweek
I should have my own show called “The Cat Whisperer.” #crazycatlady #ilovecats #theytalktome
I really need to stop watching #TeenWolf and start working on my resume. #howoldamiagain #ilovewerewolves #cantstopwatchingthisshow
Never give up on someone who texts you after a bridge collapse. #iwillneverunderstandhim #wtfiswrongwithyou
If I hear one more girl use the word “hubby” I will have a nervous breakdown and become a werewolf. #truelife #notcute #trishaproblems #iamsecretlyawerewolf
My intoxicated mother informed me she will be living until she is 120. #mothers #trishaproblems #wineisalwaystheanswer
When you sit your cat and dog down for the “vacuum cleaners are not monsters” talk. #ineedtogobacktowork #yesitalktomypets #imgoingcrazy
When you tell your mother, “I don’t answer the door anyway, then I have to talk real people and not the dog…” #trishaproblems #ihatepeople #pleasedonttalktome
When Amanda Knox’s book becomes way more interesting than anything else going on in your life. #cantstopreading #sogood #kindlebooks
When your cat pretends he’s dying just so you will let him into your room. #mycathasmentalissues #jesusyouscaredme #crazycatlady
Ian and Nina broke up? No. No. No. I can’t deal. #teamdamonforever #favcelebcouple #perfecttogether #TVDcouples #dyinginside