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1. Only I would write a note asking a cute guy in my first class if he wants my number (including the circle yes or no) — and then have him sit on it, not see it until the end of our exam, and have to wait until Tuesday to see my answer. #dafuq #atleastididit #omg #onlytomethiswouldhappen
2. Colin Kaepernick is the SOREST loser in the entire NFL. #shermancouldkickyourass #dontbehatin #noonelikesyou
3. Can’t shake this need to listen to Jay-Z. Can I get a……? #jammin #nothinglikethesebeats
4. Italy is still dragging out this Amanda Knox case? Are you serious? Don’t you guys have anything better to do? #pleasejuststop #therewasnoevidence #weknowyouaresavingyourasses
5. I like having my several few good friends at school and then being invisible to most of the student body. #justhowilikeit #idontliveoncampus #transferstudentproblems
6. Can we discuss how HOT that Grammy performance with Jay-Z and Beyonce was? #stillrecovering #somuchhottness #dyinginsidehere
7. Stop caring about what other people are going to think about you. Eventually, they’ll move on and forget. Plus, those people who really matter in life will stand by your side. They will forgive you. #butreally #peoplearestupid #thinkaboutit #noneedtocaretoomuch
8. Girls’ nights are the best way to escape reality. #wedocrazystuff #gottalovemygirls
9. There is no reason to comment on your own link when no one else has. No one cares about what you have to say. You make yourself look like people actually care about what you put on Facebook. #omgireallydontlikeyouanyway #pleasestop #yourenotascoolasyouthinkyouare
10. Sometimes, getting yourself in trouble is better than doing nothing at all. #teachesyoulifelessons #keepitinteresting
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