You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 31

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1. Only I would write a note asking a cute guy in my first class if he wants my number (including the circle yes or no) — and then have him sit on it, not see it until the end of our exam, and have to wait until Tuesday to see my answer. #dafuq #atleastididit #omg #onlytomethiswouldhappen

2. Colin Kaepernick is the SOREST loser in the entire NFL. #shermancouldkickyourass #dontbehatin #noonelikesyou

3. Can’t shake this need to listen to Jay-Z. Can I get a……? #jammin #nothinglikethesebeats

4. Italy is still dragging out this Amanda Knox case? Are you serious? Don’t you guys have anything better to do? #pleasejuststop #therewasnoevidence #weknowyouaresavingyourasses

5. I like having my several few good friends at school and then being invisible to most of the student body. #justhowilikeit #idontliveoncampus #transferstudentproblems

6. Can we discuss how HOT that Grammy performance with Jay-Z and Beyonce was? #stillrecovering #somuchhottness #dyinginsidehere

7. Stop caring about what other people are going to think about you. Eventually, they’ll move on and forget. Plus, those people who really matter in life will stand by your side. They will forgive you. #butreally #peoplearestupid #thinkaboutit #noneedtocaretoomuch

8. Girls’ nights are the best way to escape reality. #wedocrazystuff #gottalovemygirls

9. There is no reason to comment on your own link when no one else has. No one cares about what you have to say. You make yourself look like people actually care about what you put on Facebook. #omgireallydontlikeyouanyway #pleasestop #yourenotascoolasyouthinkyouare

10. Sometimes, getting yourself in trouble is better than doing nothing at all. #teachesyoulifelessons #keepitinteresting

Best Tweets of the Fall

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I did it for the summer and now I’m doing it for the fall! These are my best tweets of the season. Be sure to follow me on Twitter : @trishasteffens

My life flashes before my eyes when I can’t find my other fuzzy sock. #trishaproblems #fuzzysocks

If it was acceptable, I would start today off with a shot of whiskey. #canijustleaveforvacaynow #whatdoesntkillyouonlymakesyoustronger

Ditching my bed and episodes of #TrophyWife was definitely a bad idea. #notplaying #stillsick #whyamihere

No Edward, you look like a drag queen when you sparkle, not a killer. #twilightproblems #hehe #butseriously

I make it a goal to make my life look like it belongs on Tumblr. #trishaproblems #prettythingsinlife

Instead of eating pizza, I reblog pictures of pizza. #pizzaproblems #closeenough

The air is even cleaner here….can we go back to Seattle now? #Portlandproblems #afterbeinginportlandfortwoseconds

I just don’t understand those people who want to be friends with me. #stop #idontlikeclingypeople #leavemealone

RETWEET Kat Dennings: “Sometimes instead of studying, I eat tortellini”

When the CEO of Victoria Clipper gets quoted calling himself a “dumbass” #keepitprofessional #facepalm

I’m that person who drives 20 mph over the speed limit and gets mad at other people for driving slow… #ihaveproblems #speeddemon #ijustwannagethomedammit

Let’s stop all of this not talking and eye glances and make out already. #latetweet #yesterday #truestory #isawyou

My closet is turning into #Nordstrom. #workproblems #workflow #love #illgetitatwork

Only we would drunk text someone with the intention of sounding like #KristinCav #lagunabeachproblems

I just wrote three sentences — rewarding myself with Twitter. #collegeproblems #noshame #dontwannawritethispaper

Randomly revising Albert Camus’ #TheStranger to a more urban modern setting. #onlyincomclass #nerdtimeswithjaimie

A 90% on a paper I wrote in fifteen minutes? Kay thanks. #didnteventry #collegelife

I’m a compulsive Nordstrom shopper and I’m not even sorry about it. #sorrynotsorry #nordstromproblems

“If you are brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.” -Paul Coehlo. #holla #truthbetold

Why do I always get myself into trouble when I come back to Skagit County? #trishaproblems #canthelpmyself #herewegoagain

According to #TheVampireDiaries we all get #doppelgangers when we turn into #vampires. #dafuq

Only I would sit in New Testament theology and wonder if Jesus was hot… #trishaproblems #onlyme #tooearlyforthis

Well, how long do you wait for the hero to realize he’s the hero? #iquotemyself

“If you’re going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!” – Lorelai Gilmore #gilmoregirls #thesenights #lovethisquote