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I did it for the summer and now I’m doing it for the fall! These are my best tweets of the season. Be sure to follow me on Twitter : @trishasteffens
My life flashes before my eyes when I can’t find my other fuzzy sock. #trishaproblems #fuzzysocks
If it was acceptable, I would start today off with a shot of whiskey. #canijustleaveforvacaynow #whatdoesntkillyouonlymakesyoustronger
Ditching my bed and episodes of #TrophyWife was definitely a bad idea. #notplaying #stillsick #whyamihere
No Edward, you look like a drag queen when you sparkle, not a killer. #twilightproblems #hehe #butseriously
I make it a goal to make my life look like it belongs on Tumblr. #trishaproblems #prettythingsinlife
Instead of eating pizza, I reblog pictures of pizza. #pizzaproblems #closeenough
The air is even cleaner here….can we go back to Seattle now? #Portlandproblems #afterbeinginportlandfortwoseconds
I just don’t understand those people who want to be friends with me. #stop #idontlikeclingypeople #leavemealone
RETWEET Kat Dennings: “Sometimes instead of studying, I eat tortellini”
When the CEO of Victoria Clipper gets quoted calling himself a “dumbass” #keepitprofessional #facepalm
I’m that person who drives 20 mph over the speed limit and gets mad at other people for driving slow… #ihaveproblems #speeddemon #ijustwannagethomedammit
Let’s stop all of this not talking and eye glances and make out already. #latetweet #yesterday #truestory #isawyou
My closet is turning into #Nordstrom. #workproblems #workflow #love #illgetitatwork
Only we would drunk text someone with the intention of sounding like #KristinCav #lagunabeachproblems
I just wrote three sentences — rewarding myself with Twitter. #collegeproblems #noshame #dontwannawritethispaper
Randomly revising Albert Camus’ #TheStranger to a more urban modern setting. #onlyincomclass #nerdtimeswithjaimie
A 90% on a paper I wrote in fifteen minutes? Kay thanks. #didnteventry #collegelife
I’m a compulsive Nordstrom shopper and I’m not even sorry about it. #sorrynotsorry #nordstromproblems
“If you are brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello.” -Paul Coehlo. #holla #truthbetold
Why do I always get myself into trouble when I come back to Skagit County? #trishaproblems #canthelpmyself #herewegoagain
According to #TheVampireDiaries we all get #doppelgangers when we turn into #vampires. #dafuq
Only I would sit in New Testament theology and wonder if Jesus was hot… #trishaproblems #onlyme #tooearlyforthis
Well, how long do you wait for the hero to realize he’s the hero? #iquotemyself
“If you’re going to throw your life away, he better have a motorcycle!” – Lorelai Gilmore #gilmoregirls #thesenights #lovethisquote
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