You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 27

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1. It is ALWAYS acceptable to run away to your parents’ house for a day to re-center yourself and get your thoughts together. #ilovehome #exactlywhatineed #gettingaway

2. Um, excuse me, Instagram, I NEVER said it was okay to promote #Macy’s on my feed, especially since I work for Nordstrom. #idontthinkso #workflow #ew #butreallyew

3. Life gets a little more dangerous when you discover how wonderful lipstick is. #igetadiscount #oneforeveryday #maclipstick #love

4. Oh trust me, I know how strong I am, I never doubt that, but I want to vent. Especially since I have to listen to you with your issues constantly. Don’t patronize me. #puhlease #whateverhoney #nottruefriendship #leavemealone #strongerthanyou

5. Being drunk and sneaking a boy into your room at your parents’ house probably isn’t the SMARTEST idea in the world. #oops #toomuchwine #hessocutethough #nomomtheresnooneinmyroom #hehe

6. Leggings are only acceptable as pants for those who can pull them off. I know that sounds mean, but ya’ll were thinking it too…. #sorrybutreally #makeitwork #fashionadvice

7. Ya’ll should really start watching #TrophyWife. It is seriously one of my new favorite shows out there. #watchmoretv

8. My bet on the Superbowl? The #Seahawks of course! #seattlepride #GoHawks #HawkNation

9. Be your own inspiration constantly. Go out there and be the best you can be constantly, never settle for anything. Be that girl who isn’t known for having poor self-discipline. Be that girl who could have had that, but wanted the best for herself instead. Be that girl that says to herself, “Hey! I did that all on my own!” #butreally #inspireyourself #idoallthetime #beyourownrolemodel

10. “A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.” #ihaveanattitudeanyway #lovethisquote #truth

You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 14

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Hey readers! Sorry there is no big post this week, I got really busy with work and have nothing written! However, do enjoy this week’s You’re Forgetting How to Act!

1. The best moment in your life will be when your mom helps you sneak the boy who snuck into your room out of the house so your dad will not see him. #badboys #bestmomaward

2. Peel pads are way better than using regular exfoliater. They come with their already soaped pad! #skin #beautytip

3. The only man I want to marry is Michael Westin from Burn Notice. Spies are hot. #futurehusband

4. I love reading e-books on my Kindle, but always remember to read a real book every now and then. Get a copy of one of your favorites or a classic.

5. I hate when the cute guy that I like stops snapchatting me. It always makes me get into a worse mood. #ijustwanttotalktoyou #youresocute

6. If you don’t love 500 Days of Summer — we can never be friends. #oneofthebestmovies

7. I STILL love Lupe Fiasco. What happened to that kid? He was awesome. #oneofthosemusicians

8. There is never a time where throwing up in public is appropriate. Except if you are under the age of like ten.

9. Go listen to a song by a band that you have heard of and always wanted to start listening to.

10. It is perfectly okay to get completely frustrated and throw your hands up while you stomp off to your bed. Sleep it off — it will be better in the morning. #life