You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 29

1. Can we just discuss that season 3 premiere of #Girls?! I mean #OMGlikeOMG, I just can’t get over it. #isecretlylikeadam #jessainrehab

2. Whenever you want a pointless debate about “what is art?” between freshman in your creative writing class to end, just explain how art is relative and how it is all up to the individuals interpretation. Those freshman will shut up because there’s no way to argue against that. #upperclassmanproblems #lowerlevelucorclasses #creativewritingisjusttoolong #nofreshmanboyyouarenotsmarterthanme

3. The best way to spin a new perspective on life is to rearrange your apartment. Feng shui actually works! #thoselittlethings #oldapartmentnewview

4. Big thank you to the guys on #CapitolHill who yelled out when they heard Lenny Kravitz’s “Fly Away” blasting from my car. #hysterical #onlyoncaphill #lennykravitzrules

5. Whoever hasn’t seen #ChicagoPD is just missing out on one of the best cop shows on TV. #justsaying #andidontsaythatveryoften

6. At Seattle U, we use novels more than actual textbooks. #privateschoolproblems #thebestwaytolearn #icandeal

7. Since when did owning a cheap purse and having terrible roots constitute for being able to think you’re better than everyone else? Oh yeah, right….it doesn’t. Fix your roots, buy an actual bag. #shutupplease #omgthoserootsaresobad #cringing #rollingmyeyes #socialhierarchiesconfusesme

8. Who knew that the lack of one person in your life could make your life so much less complicated? #thoselittlethings #feelingfree #itsover

9. This #LennyKravitz t-shirt I bought at #Nordstrom is one of the greatest pieces of clothing I have ever owned. #nexttomyjoiesweater #ilovenordstrom #omgsoawesome

10. At this age, you’ve got to do what’s best for you. You won’t be able to later, so do it now. Whether it’s quitting, moving on, moving forward, starting something – just do it because you might regret it later. #lifesucks #myadvice

You’re Forgetting How to Act Part 27

Pic Credit: Tumblr

1. It is ALWAYS acceptable to run away to your parents’ house for a day to re-center yourself and get your thoughts together. #ilovehome #exactlywhatineed #gettingaway

2. Um, excuse me, Instagram, I NEVER said it was okay to promote #Macy’s on my feed, especially since I work for Nordstrom. #idontthinkso #workflow #ew #butreallyew

3. Life gets a little more dangerous when you discover how wonderful lipstick is. #igetadiscount #oneforeveryday #maclipstick #love

4. Oh trust me, I know how strong I am, I never doubt that, but I want to vent. Especially since I have to listen to you with your issues constantly. Don’t patronize me. #puhlease #whateverhoney #nottruefriendship #leavemealone #strongerthanyou

5. Being drunk and sneaking a boy into your room at your parents’ house probably isn’t the SMARTEST idea in the world. #oops #toomuchwine #hessocutethough #nomomtheresnooneinmyroom #hehe

6. Leggings are only acceptable as pants for those who can pull them off. I know that sounds mean, but ya’ll were thinking it too…. #sorrybutreally #makeitwork #fashionadvice

7. Ya’ll should really start watching #TrophyWife. It is seriously one of my new favorite shows out there. #watchmoretv

8. My bet on the Superbowl? The #Seahawks of course! #seattlepride #GoHawks #HawkNation

9. Be your own inspiration constantly. Go out there and be the best you can be constantly, never settle for anything. Be that girl who isn’t known for having poor self-discipline. Be that girl who could have had that, but wanted the best for herself instead. Be that girl that says to herself, “Hey! I did that all on my own!” #butreally #inspireyourself #idoallthetime #beyourownrolemodel

10. “A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude.” #ihaveanattitudeanyway #lovethisquote #truth